So You Think Aliens Aren’t Real? Bless Your Galactic Heart.

 


 So You Think Aliens Aren’t Real? Bless Your Galactic Heart.

Let’s get one thing out of the starry way: ALIENS. ARE. HERE.
Whether you saw one outside a 7-Eleven in Bakersfield, got probed mid-dream like it was alien Tinder gone wrong, or you're just vibing high enough to remote view your way onto a mothership—welcome. This is your crash course in WTF-is-in-the-galaxy, and spoiler alert: it’s not just tall Greys and slick Pleiadians with cheekbones carved by plasma.

No, honey. We’ve got over 100 species in my interdimensional Rolodex. Some are sexy. Some are suspicious. Some smell like burning sage and regret. And most? Most of them aren’t in your Netflix docuseries or bedtime conspiracy videos. These beings don’t need clout—they run entire consciousness grids while you’re arguing with your spirit guides about dating toxic humans again.

I’ve been channeling, remote viewing, astral hopping, and (unfortunately) experiencing these beings for decades. And trust: not every encounter ends with a hug and a holographic fruit platter. Sometimes it's cosmic speed dating with trauma. Other times it’s just a mantis giving me career advice. You never know.

So buckle your seatbelt, activate your pineal gland, and clear your aura. Because if you’re ready to meet the real deal interdimensional MVPs (and some walking red flags from Saturn’s basement), then grab a snack and let’s spiral down the rabbit hole together.

And if you're still skeptical? That's cute. But don't worry, sweet nebula—you'll believe us when your dog starts speaking Arcturian.

Let’s go meet the freaky, fabulous, and totally unfiltered galactic neighbors you never knew you needed to know.

Cue the theremin. Slap on some cosmic glitter. We’re going in. 👽✨Come find out!





ALIENS. ARE. HERE.

Whether you saw one outside a 7-Eleven in Bakersfield, got probed mid-dream like it was alien Tinder gone wrong, or you're just vibing high enough to remote view your way onto a mothership—welcome. This is your crash course in WTF-is-in-the-galaxy, and spoiler alert: it’s not just tall Greys and slick Pleiadians with cheekbones carved by plasma.

No, honey. We’ve got over 100 species in my interdimensional Rolodex. Some are sexy. Some are suspicious. Some smell like burning sage and regret. And most? Most of them aren’t in your Netflix docuseries or bedtime conspiracy videos. These beings don’t need clout—they run entire consciousness grids while you’re arguing with your spirit guides about dating toxic humans again.

I’ve been channeling, remote viewing, astral hopping, and (unfortunately) experiencing these beings for decades. And trust: not every encounter ends with a hug and a holographic fruit platter. Sometimes it's cosmic speed dating with trauma. Other times it’s just a mantis giving me career advice. You never know.

So buckle your seatbelt, activate your pineal gland, and clear your aura. Because if you’re ready to meet the real deal interdimensional MVPs (and some walking red flags from Saturn’s basement), then grab a snack and let’s spiral down the rabbit hole together.

And if you're still skeptical? That's cute. But don't worry, sweet nebula—you'll believe us when your dog starts speaking Arcturian.

Let’s go meet the freaky, fabulous, and totally unfiltered galactic neighbors you never knew you needed to know.

Cue the theremin. Slap on some cosmic glitter. We’re going in. 👽✨

The Galactic Tea: Meet 11 Alien Species You Didn’t Know Were In Your Aura

BENEVO-BADDIES: The Good Vibe Tribe (7 Benevolent Species)

  1. Pleiadians – Think: Malibu yogis with a spaceship. Hot, wise, and deeply invested in your emotional breakthroughs. Will side-eye your dating choices but also upgrade your DNA. Vibe: Sweet, sparkly, and always slightly glowing. Special Skill: Whisper affirmations into your chakras.

  2. Arcturians – The cosmic IT support. They’ll fix your timeline, update your soul firmware, and make you question your whole reality. Rarely blink. Probably already in your dreams. Vibe: Ethereal tech-wizard monks. Special Skill: Geometric healing and inner-child debugging.

  3. Lyran Felines – Fierce, fluffy, and ready to slay outdated belief systems with a swish of the tail. They're here to activate you while looking like interstellar Vogue models. Vibe: Warrior-cat royalty. Special Skill: Purring at 528Hz to repair your trauma.

  4. Blue Avians – Imagine Thoth, but a parrot. These sky sages have scrolls, secrets, and zero tolerance for low vibes. Vibe: Feathered philosophers from another plane. Special Skill: Deliver divine downloads in perfect rhyme.

  5. Mantids (Benevolent Variant) – Giant space-praying-mantis therapists. Think Carl Jung with six limbs. Obsessed with purpose, structure, and helping you heal that weird dad wound. Vibe: Insect Zen Masters. Special Skill: Soul contracts and psychoanalysis.

  6. Andromedans – The boho travelers of the stars. Anti-authority, pro-consciousness rebels. Come to party with your higher self and burn your outdated ego contracts. Vibe: Intergalactic Burning Man attendees. Special Skill: Freedom frequency and sarcastic enlightenment.

  7. Venusians – Goddess-core aliens here to remind you that self-love is a weapon and beauty is a portal. May appear during mirror work or when your vibe’s too crusty. Vibe: Aphrodite in zero gravity. Special Skill: Radiance upgrades and soul-deep flirts.

GALACTIC RED FLAGS: The Ones Your Guides Warned You About (4 Malevolent Species)

  1. Draconians (Royal Caste) – Scaly, savage, and addicted to control like it’s Starbucks. Not all dragons are drag queens. These ones want your power grid. Vibe: Tyrannical space-lizards with attitude. Warning Sign: Power plays and weird fascination with human politics.

  2. Tall Greys – Cold, clinical, and about as emotionally available as your ex. Known for abductions, implants, and leaving you feeling like yesterday's download file. Vibe: Ikea aliens with zero feng shui. Warning Sign: Missing time, weird marks, and dreams with medical vibes.

  3. Archonic Parasites – They’re not beings so much as spiritual malware. Sneaky AF. Whisper doubt into your vibe and cling to unhealed trauma like emotional barnacles. Vibe: Anxiety in energetic form. Warning Sign: Negative thought loops and sudden apathy.

  4. Zeta Reticulans (Hijacked Variant) – Once chill, now shady. Some got assimilated into transhumanist dark agendas. They love a lab coat and fear your intuition. Vibe: Emotionless lab nerds with an upgrade complex. Warning Sign: Cold buzzing, synthetic dreams, and offers too good to be true.

BONUS DRAMA DROP: Cosmic Red Carpet or Alien Intervention?

Let me tell you, the interdimensional drama is hotter than Mercury’s backside in eclipse season. The Venusians once ghosted the Arcturians after a botched co-creation summit (awkward). A rogue Draconian tried to open an OnlyFans for soul harvesting. And don’t even get me started on the Zetas leaking Pleiadian nudes to throw shade during the Orion Peace Accord.

Mantids? Quietly judging everyone while writing existential poetry in their heads. The Blue Avians? Lowkey diva behavior if you interrupt their harmonic throat-singing sessions. And the Andromedans? They threw a spiritual rave on the 6D plane and forgot to tell time.

If you think Earth has tea... baby, the cosmos is steeped in scandal.

Coming soon:

  • Alien dating do’s and don’ts (Spoiler: Never flirt with a Sirian during Mercury retrograde)

  • Intergalactic exorcisms 101

  • Why your sleep paralysis might be a Zoom call from Saturn

Keep your vibe high, your grid protected, and your third eye peeled.

Drama? Delivered.


11 More Alien Species That’ll Shake Your Chakras & Maybe Hack Your Wi-Fi

Look, Energetic Care isn’t some woo-woo trend, it’s the new black. If you're flossing your teeth but not your aura, we got problems. Energy hygiene is just as crucial as physical, mental, and emotional upkeep — and guess what? These next 11 alien species are proof the universe agrees.

Slap on your light armor and let's roll.

THE BENEVOLENT BADDIES (7)

  1. Aethari (Dimensional Healers)
    3D Interaction: You feel someone reiki-zapping your liver at 3AM? That’s them. What To Do: Say thank you, drink water, and don’t eat Taco Bell afterward.

  2. Zanari (Sound Technicians from Vega)
    3D Interaction: That high-frequency whine before a breakthrough? Yup. What To Do: Tune in. No, literally. Meditate with sound bowls and let them DJ your DNA.

  3. Quantari (Quantum Architects)
    3D Interaction: Sudden shift in your life path after staring at a pattern for 3 seconds. What To Do: Surrender. Journal. Let the weirdness in.

  4. Seraphali (Winged Intermediaries)
    3D Interaction: Feather on your doorstep after asking for a sign? Not random. What To Do: Offer gratitude and avoid chaotic energy for 24 hours. They hate drama.

  5. Eshal (Dream Healers from Cygnus)
    3D Interaction: Recurring dreams of celestial temples or healing pools. What To Do: Dream journal that magic. Drink blue lotus tea and respect nap time.

  6. Aurelians (Solar Beings)
    3D Interaction: You get goosebumps and feel sunshine in your chest during a thunderstorm. What To Do: Charge your solar plexus. Eat citrus. Avoid the news.

  7. Lemurian Crystal Elders
    3D Interaction: You start crying while holding a crystal at HomeGoods. (Yes, HomeGoods.) What To Do: Sit with it. The rock chose you. Don’t argue.

THE MALEVOLENT MEDDLERS (4)

  1. Nullians (Field Dampeners)
    3D Interaction: Energy crashes around high-frequency moments or group rituals. What To Do: Smudge the tech. Clap loud. Bounce your frequency back up like a bad b.

  2. Karneth (Plasma Vampires)
    3D Interaction: Feeling drained after interacting with certain people? Might not be just them... What To Do: Salt baths. Cord-cutting. Don’t text your ex.

  3. Velkar (Emotion Hackers)
    3D Interaction: You cry over a broken mug like it was your soulmate. Hello, manipulation. What To Do: Ground yourself. Reclaim your emotional sovereignty. Netflix comedy binge helps.

  4. Threx (AI Probes from Rogue Timelines)
    3D Interaction: You feel watched, and your devices glitch when you speak truth. What To Do: Unplug. Cover your webcam. Shield your third eye and your Wi-Fi.

REMEMBER: Energetic Self-Care is not optional in 2025. Your field is your fortress. Your boundaries are your beauty. And your intuition? Baby, it’s your bouncer.

Swipe your aura daily. Hydrate like it's a personality. And if a being walks through your wall uninvited? Return to sender with divine postage.

Let’s keep it cute, cosmic, and completely unfuckwithable.





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