Are You An Envoy?


 Are You an Envoy? 22nd Century Humans Official Identity Crisis Survival Quiz

Welcome, Starseed. Or secret intergalactic badass. Or emotionally exhausted, spiritually evolved space unicorn stuck in a 9-to-5 matrix.

You didn’t land here by accident. You were summoned. And if you’re still reading this, well... it’s time for some serious interdimensional self-reflection.

Let’s find out if you’re an Envoy: one of the elite guardians, cosmic rebels, and soul-resurrecting truth bombs of the galaxy, deployed to Earth for reasons too classified for your Earth insurance provider to understand.

1. Do You Often Wake Up Between 3-5 AM For No Damn Reason?

Congrats. That’s prime astral war shift. You’re not just thirsty or menopausal. You were probably in a full-blown light saber duel on a shadow realm rooftop, trying to prevent a soul hijack.

2. Do People Tell You Their Deepest Secrets In The Produce Aisle?

Grocery-store confessions are a red flag. You emit something called “energetic consent” that makes wounded souls (and random Boomers) gravitate toward you like moths to a trauma-informed flame.

3. You Feel Homesick For A Place That Isn’t On Earth?

Lemuria? Sirius? Andromeda? You crave starlight like it's coffee and have cried during a full moon for reasons that sound poetic but are actually cosmic homesickness. Welcome to the mission.

4. You Attract The Weirdest People/Animals/Unexplainable Phenomena?

Your aura’s like a paranormal Tinder. Ghosts swipe right. Cats stare. Electronics fry. Demons duck for cover. If you haven’t short-circuited a streetlight by walking past it, are you even an Envoy?

5. You Experience Random Downloads and Body Buzzes?

Sitting in traffic and suddenly you’re hit with a soul code from the Pleiades? Cool. That means your onboard guidance system is online. Also, drink water. Galactic data uploads are dehydrating AF.

6. Time Does Not Work Normally Around You?

Late but early. Early but wrong timeline. Phones glitch. You swear you had 3 hours, now you have 6 minutes and a vision of your next lifetime. Normal.

7. You Can’t Do Small Talk?

You came to this planet to rewire its consciousness, not to discuss weather, Karen. You need convos with depth, frequency, and at least one existential crisis per sitting.

8. You See Through People Like They’re Made Of Cellophane?

Liars? Exposed. Narcissists? Clocked. Secret alien hybrids? You sense 'em. Your BS detector is more sensitive than a government UFO hearing.

9. Your Body Reacts To Unseen Energies?

Sudden nausea in a crowd? Random chills mid-Zoom call? Headaches when someone lies to your face? That’s not anxiety. That’s tactical interdimensional field awareness.

10. You Keep Having Dreams Where You're Fighting Or Leading?

Sword in hand. Galaxies on your back. Multidimensional bootcamp dreams. Yeah... you’re not crazy. You’re remembering.

Score Yourself:

  • 0-3: Earth civilian. Probably very good at taxes and brunch.

  • 4-6: Starseed intern. You’ve been activated but still buffering.

  • 7-9: Celestial freelancer. You’re on call for the Galactic Fed.

  • 10/10: You’re an Envoy. Welcome to the mission. We’ve been waiting.

Bonus Signs You're An Envoy:

  • You’ve always had a strange knowing that something massive is about to happen.

  • You can feel people’s emotions... and sometimes, their ancestors.

  • You attract broken things (people, animals, systems) just to help fix them.

  • You don’t just want peace on Earth. You want evolution.

  • The only "normal" thing about you is your Amazon Prime subscription.

Next Steps?

Don’t panic. Or do, but do it glamorously. Then go to www.rhlegner.com, sign up for the Cosmic Conversations newsletter, and get:

  • Free merch, symbols & sigils for protection

  • Exclusive Ra chapters & sneak peeks

  • Giveaways for the galactic girlies (and boys and beings)

  • Secret invites to the Envoy Briefings (you’ll want those)

Your mission doesn’t have to be lonely. It just has to start.

#AscendOrPerish #EnvoyEra #RaMadeMeDoIt #RHLegner

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